"So I've fantasized about dressing up like the Men in Black when I fly. I'd have on a black suit, white shirt, black tie. I'd polish off the image with sunglasses, an earpiece, and I'd carry a metal brief case. I'd storm through the airport like a man on a mission. Sporadically I'd look down, my finger to my ear, and respond, 'Yes, mister president.' " (>>)